Frequently Asked Questions
Who am I?
I don't think that I'll tell you my name, at least not just yet. I will tell you that I live in the most wretched hive of scum and villainy imaginable. PHOENIX. But other than that it's not bad. I was born in Indiana, specifically in the city of Indianapolis. Didn't stay there for long. I like video games, and sci fi. I especially like classic games. Not shitty NES or Atari games that were programmed on the back of someone's asscrack, but games from the "Golden Age", which I see as 1996-2006.
What is this thing that I'm looking at?
That there's my cat. her name is pickles. I treat her like she's my stepdaughter. Her birthday is April 12th, 2020. So she was born a week before I was. Not to say I was born in 2020, though.
Who's the scruffy looking dude to the left?
Oh, yeah, that's me right there. That's what I look like. Yep.
Do you have any hobbies?
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty big into novels, I guess. Bit fan of Star Wars legends stuff. I really fucking hate the sequel trilogy. I also paint Gundam models. Just the UC timeline though. Console modding is pretty fun too, I guess.".
